About Disgruntled Inc
Mission Statement:
Disgruntled Inc is an organization dedicated to structure and intensity in low-light high-risk everyday situations; where an extra dose of insanity is never far from reach.
Background:
Disgruntled Inc was first conceived in the fall of 2002, and further implementation developed in the spring of 2003. At this time Disgruntled Inc became the parent company of Disgruntle Dave's Domain, and is a proud affiliate to the excellent online radio station Baghdad's JDAM 102.9 Da Bomb. Baghdad's JDAM 102.9, run through Josh's Webb Presence, is the official station of Disgruntled Inc. Disgruntled Thoughts is the official newsletter of Disgruntled Inc. Our home offices are located somewhere in the United States, though an exact location is as of now unknown. Initial reports from the Recon team suggest that it may be located somewhere in the midwest. These reports were unconfirmed by outside sources, but they also denied the existence of the B-52H circling above, until it carpet bombed them. Further information has since been gathered by the Recon team alone.
In May of 2003, when the Roadtrip of the Century team began to form plans for their journey, Disgruntled Inc was the first to help sponsor the event.
June of 2003 added Hatchet Inc to the list of subsidiary companies of Disgruntled Inc. Hatchet Inc. took over the Information Technology responsibilities of Disgruntled Inc, including gaming and digital information gathering responsibilities.
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Several aspects of Disgruntled Inc makes us incredibly awesome. We are committed to the preservation of the Prairie Dog population. Disgruntled Inc is a supporter of the "Peace Through Superior Firepower" concept. We support the still great B-52H Stratofortress for it's reliable service to the United States Air Force and excellent carpet bombing abilities. We also support the A-10 Thunderbolt II for it's ugly, yet excellent design and effectiveness at ground attack and combat support. The Mark 19 is the official heavy weapons unit of Disgruntled Inc, and none other than the Glock 22 is the choice pistol. Disgruntled Inc would like to thank all persons(and any other animal species) who are serving or have served in the United States Armed Forces. Disgruntled Inc salutes Pablo Picasso for his excellent contribution to the world of Art. Disgruntled Inc is an advocate for the prevention of breast cancer and supports the search for the cure. Disgruntled Inc also advocates spreading awareness about autism. On a completely unrelated topic, vodka is the official alcoholic drink of Disgruntled Inc. Please drink responsibly. For those under 21, Disgruntled Inc offers Kool-Aid. Reel Big Fish's song "Beer" is the official drinking song of Disgruntled Inc, though the overall official song is hands down "Mr. Jones" by Counting Crows. Disgruntled Inc encourages bowling on Tuesdays, except for idle Tuesdays, which are reserved for...idleness. Disgruntled Inc also supports pizza on Fridays. Disgruntled Inc also advocates celebrating International Talk Like A Pirate Day on September 19 of each year.
These decisions are only reversible and/or modified with the approval of all employees of Disgruntled Inc or a combined veto of the Owner/Operator and two other employees. More important decisions require the compliance of all employees. Such vibrant and unmistakenably crazy policies are part of the way Disgruntled Inc sets itself apart from other organizations. For more information please see the
Disgruntled Inc Company Policies