Real Name: Jason
Title: Insider Informant
Quote: "Life is pain highness, anyone who tells you differently is selling something." - The Princess Bride
Employee Summary: The Hurricane provides information from the field. Whether on a solo mission or working with the Recon team, he's looking to inform fellow employees about topics of special interest. He has a sword. It's sharp, but it doesnt work. Should you stumble across The Hurricane while he is in the field, you might find yourself face to face with a piece of flatware being asked: "Want a spoon?"