Real Name: Chris
Title: Supply Sergeant
Quote: Everything is on it's way the rest are done.
Employee Summary: Crispy is the Supply Sergeant of Disgruntled Inc. Anytime new supplies of any (legal) kind are needed, Crispy ensures that they will arrive on time and in correct proportion to the desired specifications. Crispy is to thank for arming every prairie dog in the zoo with their own M203 grenade launcher, 14 hours after the decision to do so was made. He also implemented the boycott of a major shipping coporation due to their inability to provide efficient and timely service.